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Chuck E. Cheese

nathanyoungstwat: Your mom tells you ” We’re going to Chuck E. Cheese: You walk into Chuck E. Cheese like: You’re eating pizza like: Getting Tickets: Little kids try to steal your tickets: If you see a token on the ground: You hit on MILF’s like: If you see tickets just sitting in the machine: Every time Chucky comes out in the mouse suit: Then you leave and go back to...

Feb 1st

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When someone is trying to mouth something to you...

bottlesofclouds: ber-na-babe:

Feb 1st

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Feb 1st

Since MTV has been advertising Tumblr, we need...

oliverswood: remyislikewoah: jesseylynnisafag: randomsoliloquies: nightmaresandblankstares: imaddicteditsacrisis: Reblog, they are coming… Or just something like 5T4S so they have no clue what we are talking about. 5T4S it is! DOO ITTTT. OMG. 5T4S. 5T4S, baby. Done :) Will do, ASAP 5T4S, guys. Do it. mm why 5T4S?

Feb 1st

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fckn tumblr

ihate how iget so mad at my boyfriend for taking the computer. i’m such a brat. ihate how all iever want to do is stay on tumblr. ineed to get unattached!

Feb 1st

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Feb 1st

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i hate it how the whole class is pretending there...

alyaae: teacher: did i give up any homework? whole class: no we didnt have any homework.. nerd: uhm yes we did guys.. whole class: no. we. fucking. didnt.

Feb 1st

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glitterrintheair: To my new followers… To my old followers… To those who unfollowed me… To those who looked at my blog and decided not to follow… To those who will look at my blog after seeing this…

Feb 1st

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Feb 1st

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Dear tumblr,

ihaven’t been on you for a while & i’ve missed you dearly —was supposed to be off today but was called in due to sick co-workers YOU FUGLY LIARS next time you come to work there better be a doctor’s note in your hand! hehe nah jj whatevs gotta work those hours to get that paper right? usually on my days off (if my boyfriend’s not off too) irun a bunch of...

Feb 1st

help me 6 more...???

-artsy:

Jan 30th

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don't say inever tried >[

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Jan 29th

teapie asked: Don't you realize that you are beautiful? Don't let anybody make you feel like you are not because people tend to do that to feel better about themselves. But please realize that you are beautiful. Look in the mirror. You're beautiful. ♥
Aloha!

Jan 29th

I SPENT LIKE FIVE MINUTES STARING AT THIS.

brittanyreiner-x: it alternates slapping hands when you look @ the face but when you look @ the hand that’s not moving .. ONLY ONE HAND SLAPS. mindfuck.

Jan 28th

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Reblog if you're from America.

Jan 28th

nikkinishi asked: i'm not sure. probably because my theme isn't very complicated. like there isn't any animation or anything and it's a tumblr theme, so maybe that helps? and thank you! i follow about 7,000 people. and i see you're from oahu! i have family there :)

Jan 28th

Reblog if you're not pregnant.

Jan 28th

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